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Have the AVN Awards revamped their trophies? Here's a shot of Ice-T and his wife Coco, after she won for Best High-Sticking scene.



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1 response to "New porn trophy?"

  1. Talk about your extreme nominations categories! Good thing the NHL doesn't follow suit. I can almost picture Pamela Anderson giggling at the NHL Awards ceremony...." and the award for best flipped backhand pass while on your knees in overtime and shorthanded by a backup goaltender goes to Jussi (Are there no porn starts named Jussi?)Markannen". The accompanying trophy could resemble a bronzed replica of the infamous Boo Boo avatar hoisting a large tube of KY in a mock victorious Stanley Cup pose. Maybe this is what the league needs to spruce up those dull as hell awards ceremonies. "And the winner for catering to the gutter mentality of its readership by a bloghost goes to..."

    reality check