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...this makes him virile, and not a promiscuous trollop. Just a reminder. Here's a question: Does anyone else think this whole saga is starting to sound like NBC's Friday Night Lights mixed with Degrassi: The Next Generation? Right now, Gisele is playing the Tyra/Manny character -- meanwhile, Bridget represents Julie Taylor cross-pollinated with Liberty. Yep, it's all coming together.



Reports suggest that Tom Brady's current girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may also be pregnant.

Someone seriously needs to stop telling Tom to go long. Dude, mix in an interception method.