The Universal Cynic

...this makes him virile, and not a promiscuous trollop. Just a reminder. Here's a question: Does anyone else think this whole saga is starting to sound like NBC's Friday Night Lights mixed with Degrassi: The Next Generation? Right now, Gisele is playing the Tyra/Manny character -- meanwhile, Bridget represents Julie Taylor cross-pollinated with Liberty. Yep, it's all coming together.



Reports suggest that Tom Brady's current girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may also be pregnant.

Someone seriously needs to stop telling Tom to go long. Dude, mix in an interception method.

It turns out that Tom Brady's ex-girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, is three months pregnant with the New England QB's baby. Brady and Moynahan broke up in December after dating for two years, and Tom has recently been dating Victoria's Secret model and nude Colts mascot rider Gisele Bundchen. Can't wait to see how the Dimpled Chin handles this. We're betting Gisele bitches him out something fierce, then tries to rope Leonardo DiCaprio and his shoe lifts to take her to the Oscars again, just to make pretty Brady jealous. If you see photos with Leo's tongue down Gisele's throat any time soon, you now know the reason why. You're welcome.

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And a very good morning to you too.

Want to guess who New England Patriots' QB Tom Brady has rebounded with? Scoreboard, Dimpled Chin. The only way Bridget Moynahan is going to top this is with a Brangelina threesome. One thing though: If this is true, why the hell is Gisele mounting Peyton's alabaster mascot (in the nude, no less)? The least she could do is smack its ass a few times, just to show she means business. Bloody turncoat trollop. We only wish the Patriots were playing Denver this week, because we'd be bleeding the Elway jokes for all they were worth.

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