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I'm sorry about the restrictions, but apparently some people can't tell the difference between an US Magazine lede, and the NHL playoffs. I've been besieged by women obsessed with Angelina Jolie (the real one) -- they've crashed my email. Whatever their grievances are, I'd like for them to blow over before I reinstate the blog's access. Thanks for understanding.