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After last night's utter debacle on pay-per-view, you can trust that I have a parting shot for the final game we were privy to (and I use that phrase loosely) vs. New Jersey.

However, at the moment I'm tied up with some prep work for the Lynx' Media Day tomorrow (thank God), and I have no intention of filing a half-assed overview/sob story column, in lieu of actual research. I've PVRed the game, and there are a couple of things I want to review first. Anticipate my final thoughts sometime this afternoon...after I call Rogers Cable, of course. Somehow I doubt I'll be the only one.