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TUC has been cited as a reference on Wikipedia, and not for anything NHL or Ottawa-related. No, it's for shags. That's some nice work, kids.

P.S. A recently engaged friend of ours from Thunder Bay has moved to Winnipeg and taught us all about the shag culture in central Canada. Apparently they're referred to as "wedding socials" in the 'Peg and come with -- get this -- a 20 dollar entry fee AND a cash bar. Not even!