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From US Magazine:

Kellie Pickler didn’t take the top prize on American Idol, but she has won the heart of Nashville Predators hockey star Jordin Tootoo, 24. “We’ve been seeing each other since January, but we kept it under wraps,” Pickler, 20, says in the new issue of Us.

Sparks flew when Tootoo invited the singer to one of his games.

“I am this country bumpkin and he’s an Eskimo,” says Pickler, who plans to visit his central Canada hometown this summer. “I’m going to build an igloo!"

"Eskimo"? "Igloo"? Did this chick watch a couple of Pingu episodes to familiarize herself with Tootoo's background? I love the "central Canada" reference as well -- that's lovely and...vague. Maybe they're going to Flin Flon.