The Universal Cynic

In case you were questioning the validity of the Elisha Cuthbert-Dion Phaneuf rumours...I think this'll settle it:



Uh oh...someone's frolicking a bit too hard. Something's going on here -- either Dion's rehearsing for his next SportsCentre commercial where he brillantly imitates a sheet of particle board, or he's confessing his true feelings about Pierre McGuire. Regardless, 'Lish seems to be amused. And how about those shorts? Apparently Dion made a run to Zellers before jumping on the plane.



More photos from their Hawaii jaunt are available at Egotastic.com. [Credit to the always hilarious Dlisted for the link.]

P.S. Yes, the Deglaze is still coming.

Related: Elisha Cuthbert and Phaneuf?

The Calgary Sun says yes, as does this blog, which posted the news first.

(Thanks to Scott B. for the heads up.)

P.S. This isn't overly relevant, but I figured I'd pass it on -- my favourite description of Cuthbert came from someone who met her when she was running with Sean Avery: "She's very short, and very stupid."

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