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In case you were questioning the validity of the Elisha Cuthbert-Dion Phaneuf rumours...I think this'll settle it:

Uh oh...someone's frolicking a bit too hard. Something's going on here -- either Dion's rehearsing for his next SportsCentre commercial where he brillantly imitates a sheet of particle board, or he's confessing his true feelings about Pierre McGuire. Regardless, 'Lish seems to be amused. And how about those shorts? Apparently Dion made a run to Zellers before jumping on the plane.

More photos from their Hawaii jaunt are available at Egotastic.com. [Credit to the always hilarious Dlisted for the link.]

P.S. Yes, the Deglaze is still coming.

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