Best pre-game text of the night from someone at SBP:
"One (expletive) thunderstick?  What the (expletive) am I supposed to do with that?"
Cost-cutting due to the eventual abbreviated playoff run, perhaps?  For the record, they're shaped like swords.  I don't even know where to start with that -- is it too early for seppuku jokes?  
Runner up text:
"It feels like the pre-season in here."
Sigh.
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