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From Don Brennan's Cheapseats:

"Eliminated from last night's pre-game hype was the goofy Gladiator, thank God. Word is the schtick was a brainchild of Melnyk, who had a multi-appearance deal with the bad actor that included commercials. Guess G Ray Emery's contract isn't the only one Melnyk will have to eat ..."

For the record, The Driver is still watching it. He says it makes him laugh...then he gets angry. Does anyone know a good therapist?