The Universal Cynic

This little tidbit regarding Chara's health comes across the pond from Cynic wingman Josh, who's currently holed up in a Dublin bar somewhere. He's probably got more Guinness in his bloodstream than platelets right now, but we can trust him. Here's his take on the speculation that Zdeno may be banged up:

"Chara can't be too hurt. He lives right beside my boss and he said he sees him outside gardening all the time lately and doing yard work. Probably getting the house ready to sell in a week, that's why!"

Well Z, that's lovely. We have no problem with you planting pansies. You just don't need to start acting like one.