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Meet Ch. Hartgersotten's Bode Miller -- a standard Schnauzer who has been tearing it up on the Arizona dog show circuit. Bode the Champion also appears to enjoy the snow, as displayed on his web page. Hopefully that's where the similarities end between the loser skier and his namesake. No word if Bode the Schnauzer also enjoys a malt beverage gently poured into his food dish, and a visit to the bitches' kennels after his epic runs -- his svelte physique and excellent hindquarters will definitely ensure more luck with the ladies. After his 0-for-5 showing in Torino, we're assuming that the real Bode was reduced to drunken self-pleasure in the snowbanks outside of the Olympic village. Good luck to both Bodes -- at least we know that one of you is capable of some success. And hey, loser -- the next time you straddle a gate for the DQ, do what the champ does: Blame it on an ingrown dewclaw.

2 responses to "Bode Miller: Champion!"

  1. Very funny post...very sad and true as well. I wonder if that Bode had his testicles surgically removed as well? Another mass media attempt at hyping American athletes above more distinguished ones from other countries.

    ArtIsForever

  2. Very funny post...very sad and true as well. I wonder if that Bode had his testicles surgically removed as well? Another mass media attempt at hyping American athletes above more distinguished ones from other countries.

    ArtIsForever