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Damn, I want to believe Flyers fans are this committed. Here's the last letter from Bill Simmons's mailbag today:

A couple of weeks ago at a frat party, I began to get with a pretty cute girl. As the night wore on, and the drinks started flowing, she took me back to her apartment. When I entered her room, the first thing I saw was a giant Sidney Crosby poster. Without saying another word to her, I left. My buddies have never stopped making fun of me since, but I still insist that it was the proudest moment of my life as a die-hard Flyers fan. Can you please give me some consolidation, or should I have just swallowed my pride? In my defense, I would not qualify her as "hot."

--Dave Z., Philly


Love it, regardless if it's true or not.

6 responses to "Sex under Sidney Crosby? Just say no..."

  1. I call bullfeathers on this story. Any sports geek lucky enough to cross the threshold of a girl's place would more likely faint than turn around and leave.

    Anonymous

  2. "Bullfeathers"? Is this one of those 613 colloquialisms that I have yet to come across?

    The Universal Cynic

  3. We also would have accepted "Bullroar", "Horsepuckies" and "Darren Dreger".

    Senators Lost Cojones

  4. Consolidation? What, is he asking to be part of a merger or something? Oh Philly fans. Never change.

    Anonymous

  5. If you can not be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.............................................

    與毛

  6. The last time I checked, my name was not Dave Z. (sigh)

    The Universal Cynic