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This is the cover of Dany Heatley's new book, scheduled for release at the beginning of October. If you think that's good, check out the listing for No. 15's work on the Chapters website. There's a definitely a ball gag joke in there somewhere.

(Credit to the Sportsnet Forums for the find.)