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People with too much time on their hands in Boston's hotels for the well-heeled apparently can't take a hint -- don't you have a franchise to salvage? Aren't you on deadline?

On the docket today: Stars-Kings at Staples Center. I'm so amped up to watch a live game that has absolutely nothing to do with the Eastern Conference or the Senators.

More later.